Trying to make it through this thing called youth , don't know if i'm doing it right but i'll survive.
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You won't regret it.
so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
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eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
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sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache
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* seductively flips leg hair*
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people think that “floor is lava” is just a game but they are WRONG. to be safe from the flames and burns i carry two chairs with me, standing on one and putting the other in front of me. this is how i have traveled my entire life. the floor is a dangerous place
this is the life i lead
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lets take this to the bedroom
i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room
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men who pass around/publicize naked photos sent to them by someone who trusted them are literal garbage. & if you shame the girl for sending those photos which they thought were going to be kept private, instead of blaming the guy for being a scummy asshole and betraying his partner, you are just as bad.
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IT IS POSSIBLE TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY AND STILL BE PERFECTLY HAPPY
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